Fantasy Football Boys

Last week, a former employee of the Fantasy Football Boys Fantasy Football Department crafted a very terse introduction that was not a reflection of our values. It came off as rushed and somewhat rude. Fortunately, that employee (a bad hire) has since been terminated.  He sent the below photo in a an email to the entire department about an hour after he was escorted from the premises so now we have a restraining order on him. We should've known not to hire a goth off Craigslist.  Whatever. WELCOME BACK we’re SO GLAD YOU’RE HERE!   It's that time of the year. Scott Hanson is always blabbing about the "Witching Hour" where wins become losses and whatever else.  We're actively in that stage of the fantasy calendar. It's imperative to take care of business right now so that you can start planning ahead for the postseason. If you're mathematically eliminated already? Play the spoiler. Ruin your best friends' fantasy dreams and destroy their season. There...

WELCOME BACK.  Another Wednesday, Twelve more Takeaways from this past week's action.  Alright, that's enough small-talk. Let's ride.  1. We had ourselves a good, old-fashioned Thursday night Ja'Marr Chase points explosion. More like a pants explosion for people that started him, am I right?  Anyways, it was a night to remember for Ja'Marr Chase fantasy owners as he more or less won a good portion of the matchups he was a part of before they got started. The feeling of dread for folks that were going against him and didn't check the box score until the next morning is the stuff of fantasy nightmares.  Chase caught 11 passes for 264 yards and 3 touchdowns in the contest putting up 49.90 fantasy points in half-PPR leagues, a performance for the ages.  Somehow, the Bengals lost the game and fell to 4-6, BUT if you're a fan of bargain buys they're +130 to make the playoffs and Joe Burrow is in God-mode with two straight QB1 finishes.  After going nuclear t...

This might be my personal flu game.  There’s some bad news to address right off the jump. I have self-diagnosed myself with a mild case of influenza.  In the endless pursuit of delivering expert fantasy advice to you, my loyal readers, I'm proud to announce that I'm pushing through it. I'm ignoring the river of sweat that's running down my spine and into the crevasse beneath it, I’m getting by with 2% clearance in my nasal passages, and I'm managing the productive Marlboro cough that's causing me soreness in my intercostal region.  I'm pushing through it .  We’re halfway through the NFL regular season and now feels like an appropriate time to remind you: Savor it. Even the shitty Thursday night games will be ones you’re longing for in 3 months when the weather is bleak and the sports are sparse. As a very wise country boy once said: “These’re some good times, so take a good look around, you may not know it now, but you’re gonna miss this.” -Trace Adkins 1. S...