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What Are You Doing If A Bear Snatches Your Golf Clubs And Runs Away?

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A buddy of mine got a new golf bag for this season. Last weekend a Bear took a liking to it. Hilarity ensued. pic.twitter.com/iNFoKATTrp — Rob Johnston 🇨🇦🎧🎵 (@Robbie_J) August 1, 2023 We're back on bears today with this video is making the rounds. It might be time to add some bear spray in the bag for any future mountain rounds. What do you even do in this situation? I mean, it's a bear you guys. I hate it about the guy's golf bag but you're not gonna win a 1v1, you can't make the whole thing worse by trying. If a bear is actually dead set on stealing your golf bag then I think you just gotta let it take it into the wilderness and have its way with it. Better the bag than your life, in my opinion. What a bear would ever want with a golf bag is beyond me. One of life's great mysteries. In my experience, bears don't play golf. Only thing I can think of is that there were snacks in it, most likely a jar of honey.  RIGHT BRAIN: If we're getting ambitious...

ZOO CONSPIRACY: Bear Or Human In Bear Costume?

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Visitors are thronging a zoo in eastern China's Zhejiang province after a video of one of its bears went viral with some netizens suggesting she looked so human that she might be a staff member in a bear suit, local media reported https://t.co/ZttIlc73rv 1/4 pic.twitter.com/OnaGC21R4V — Reuters (@Reuters) August 1, 2023 Lots of chatter about this bear exhibit at a China zoo and I personally don't see the big deal. People are saying this bear, who goes by the name Angela, might actually be a human in a bear suit. I'm no zoologist, but I think they need to lay off.  No, this bear doesn't have a phat ass. Some bears do but she probably doesn't have a normal bear life (hunting, climbing trees, hibernation).  And yes, looks like a human when it's standing up. But any bear is going to have an inverted, "Hank Hill" ass when it stands up, that's not their natural posture!  Let's also keep in mind that this bear has little to no muscle mass since it li...