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43-Year-Old Lucas Glover Overcame Severe Swamp Ass En Route To A Second Straight PGA Tour Win

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At 43, Lucas Glover probably didn't envision himself winning back-to-back PGA Tour events. Good thing he pulled it off, because all anyone could talk about down the stretch was his sweaty ass.  After winning the Wyndham Championship last week, he stayed hot (literally) by winning the St. Judes Championship, the first leg of the FedEx Cup Playoffs. He was ranked 49th in the official standings as of last week and now sits behind Rory McIlroy, Jon Rahm, and Scottie Scheffler at 4th overall. It's been an insane two week run for Glover and the Ryder Cup rumbles are suddenly louder (it should still be Justin Thomas).  Up until 2021 when he won the John Deere Classic, Lucas Glover went 10 years in between wins on the PGA Tour. Good for him on the resurgence, but if he's gonna be thrust into the spotlight again winning tournaments and outgunning younger guys, he's gonna need to find some sweat-wicking pants. Anyone that golfs in any capacity during the summer months knows the s...

What Are You Doing If A Bear Snatches Your Golf Clubs And Runs Away?

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A buddy of mine got a new golf bag for this season. Last weekend a Bear took a liking to it. Hilarity ensued. pic.twitter.com/iNFoKATTrp — Rob Johnston 🇨🇦🎧🎵 (@Robbie_J) August 1, 2023 We're back on bears today with this video is making the rounds. It might be time to add some bear spray in the bag for any future mountain rounds. What do you even do in this situation? I mean, it's a bear you guys. I hate it about the guy's golf bag but you're not gonna win a 1v1, you can't make the whole thing worse by trying. If a bear is actually dead set on stealing your golf bag then I think you just gotta let it take it into the wilderness and have its way with it. Better the bag than your life, in my opinion. What a bear would ever want with a golf bag is beyond me. One of life's great mysteries. In my experience, bears don't play golf. Only thing I can think of is that there were snacks in it, most likely a jar of honey.  RIGHT BRAIN: If we're getting ambitious...