Kanye West Got Dentures

The headline about says it all, folks. Known crazy-person Kanye West has gone and revolutionized the game again. First it was music, then fashion, now he's moved on to prosthodontics.

Who needs teeth when you can have platinum titanium dentures? 

Reportedly, Kanye made an appointment and got all his teeth taken out* so he could get dentures that look like "Jaws" from the old James Bond movies. According to his Instagram, Kanye did a quick google search for "james bond jaws" and landed on Richard Kiel's villainous character from the 70's as his inspiration. Remember the tall bloke from Moonraker and The Spy Who Loved Me? Yeah, him. Unfortunately, it just looks like he took the chewing gum wrapper off and put it on his teeth like people used to do in high school.  

While we're here...  Are we sure this isn't just a grill? It would be very on brand to go all out and have all his teeth removed in the name of artistic expression but that seems extreme, even for Kanye.

I, for one, am going to say that this was an ill-advised purchase. It seems awfully pricey ($850,000) just to be able to bite through ropes from time to time. Plus, there's no way he can talk with those things in there. He's gonna have the worst lisp ever. 

P.S. FUN FACT: The aforementioned tall guy, Richard Kiel, that played Jaws in the Bond movies also played Mr. Larson in Happy Gilmore. Arguably his most iconic role.  

UPDATE: 

2/6/24: Kanye just posted a video complaining that he's being blackballed from venues (on account of his past rants). Just as I predicted, he has a WILD lisp.  

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