Skip Bayless Battled His Kitchen Trash Can After The Cowboys Lost

Skip Bayless took the Cowboys loss pretty hard. In a performative coping ceremony, he thrashed around his kitchen and threw away some of his prized Cowboys paraphernalia. 

As if the Cowboys getting blasted by the Packers 48-32 at home wasn't enough, things got worse for Skip Bayless as he lost the fight against his trash can, too. 

I laughed out loud watching this. The labored, heavy breathing. The subtle spank of the white Cowboys hat at the end. Every time he goes to throw another shirt away, the trash can closes on him. The unfolding of the jerseys and t-shirts to show the camera, just to have the trash can shut on him right as he's about to perform another slam. Then he has to wave his hand over the sensor and fumble around to get it to open again. I don't have anything against the Cowboys, but if their downfall means I get more Skip reaction videos then I'd be fine if they never won another game.

It might be time to find a different team to cheer for. This organization has caused Skip irreparable pain.  



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