Get A Load Of This Guy Playing Bumper Cars At Home Depot In Nebraska

Honestly, this guy was just living every midwestern lad's dream of operating some heavy machinery in the snow and ice, doing donuts in a Home Depot parking lot, and ramming cars. What else is there to even do in Lincoln, Nebraska in the winter? Some good, harmless fun was ruined because someone just HAD TO CALL THE COPS. 

The law showing up didn't stop this guy's joyride and he must've thought the police wanted in on the action, so he gave them a couple love taps. Big deal, get over it. 

They were total narcs about it and ended up pointing their guns at him, so he surrendered and the party was over. He's in a little bit of trouble but it looked like it was a blast, probably worth the legal trouble coming his way. 

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