LEAVE JJ ALONE



Enough with the "random" drug tests! My guy is clean!

The Shield is getting out of control with this. How long are they going to masquerade and keep trying to call these drug tests "random"? 

Sidenote: subtle flex by JJ Watt here letting everyone know he has multiple 3 sack games (he has seven, by the way).  

Whether it's JJ Watt after a 3 sack game or Matthew Judon putting up career numbers, players are onto the league's substance abuse enforcers. These tests are hilariously targeted and it's always amusing when the league tries to refer to them as random. I mean really, kickers are getting drug tested now after hitting long field goals. What is this world coming to?


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