Update On The Wobbly Browns Fan

For anyone that missed it last weekend, video surfaced of a Browns fan that was on the verge of a full-on collapse. It’s like if he was a robot and his energy levels were at 1% and he was about to fully power down. He had the dangerous look in his eyes indicating he could either throw up, face plant, or do both and face plant into his own throw up. Miraculously, he fought through the mist and did neither and now he's a bit of a Browns legend. Here he is:

Here's another angle. Our guy isn't slowing down, still casually downing a seltzer. What a fighter! 


Here’s the final resting place following his courageous battle with gravity. An amazing photo finish:

Will Burge from Barstool Sports caught up with him for an interview to talk about his newfound fame and Browns fandom in general. They sat down over a bag ‘o wine to discuss his commitment to a team that gives almost nothing back to its fans. Note to all Browns fans: This isn’t me being a Browns hater. I’ve secretly liked the Browns for a while especially when Josh Dobbs was a backup. The Haslams don’t know how to run an organization and my Tennessee Vols have been submarined by that same crooked family one too many times. Here’s the interview via @WillBurge:

Anyways, the guy’s a Browns lifer through and through, that much is clear. I’ve never seen anyone so committed to the cause and whenever the Browns win a Super Bowl I expect this chap to be on the float with the team. When you hire a travel agent solely so you can annually map out your trips to every single Browns game, that’s when you know you’ve hit peak fandom. Accruing massive debt and devoting this much energy to the Browns, an objectively exhausting franchise, is worthy of some sort of award. 

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