Luka Doncic's New Car Cost Over $200,000 And Has Six Wheels

Luka Doncic bought one of the most ridiculous cars I've ever seen. 

This aptly-named Hellfire Apocalypse was custom built and looks closer to a Batmobile than a real car. I can't believe anyone would actually drive this in real life and I'd imagine it's horrible on gas. The good news is if Luka were to run into any issues behind the wheel, it's well-equipped to handle just about anything:

  • Snow, sleet, ice, wintry mix - This baby has six wheels. Who needs four-wheel drive when you can have SIX- WHEEL DRIVE? I'm pretty sure it doesn't snow in Dallas so the 6x6 may be overkill but you never can be too careful. 
  • Street racing gangs - No problem, it has nitrous capabilities so forget about beating Luka in any drag races. Not sure how the back wheels would respond to drifting but hopefully he never has to find out.
  • Zombies - If he finds himself having to plow through the streets of Dallas to survive a zombie apocalypse, it has a heavy duty brush guard that would protect the headlights and grille.
  • Invisible threats of some kind - This might seem unlikely. But just in case, it has a thermal camera. Threat: neutralized.
  • Darkness - If it's ultra dark out, it has night a vision camera. VERY useful in the dark if regular-ass headlights don't do it for ya.
  • ???? - It has a "five blast train horn" which I'm assuming is loud as shit. Not sure why anyone would ever need this on a regular vehicle but Luka has one.
After conducting some research, Apocalypse is apparently a company that takes different cars like Jeeps, Rams, and Broncos, adds two back wheels for 6x6 capability, and spices them up with some accessories thrown in. Luka went with the "cheapest" option and added a few bells and whistles for good measure to cover all bases. When you're as talented as Luka, you're an asset to your organization so it's good to know that Luka's prepared for anything that comes his way on the roadways.

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