WATCH: Antonio Brown Takes A Filthy Blow To His Head And Posts Snapchat Video

Sorry to those of you that were looking to see some fellatio. This is a family friendly blog, ya perverts. 

Antonio Brown is getting bored in retirement. He's released a couple shitty rap songs and spent countless hours trying to make his pointing dance move a thing. He's going on Twitter tirades and attacking former teammates, current players, and really anyone that looks at him wrong. He's flirting with legal trouble and allegations left and right. He's hitched his wagon to Kanye West who's also spent the last several months instrumentally self-destructing and ruining his life so that's another strong decision. 

Above all else, Antonio Brown is rapidly fading from the public spotlight as people forget he ever even existed. As he spirals into anonymity, naturally the next move is to resort to posting NFSW videos of him getting blowjobs to his Snapchat for people to acknowledge him for two seconds. Nobody asked for this video, it violated Snapchat regulations, and his account was suspended. Brilliant stuff here from Brown making waves online to get some attention. He's once again trending for being a loose cannon, so mission accomplished, I guess? What do you do when you were somebody and you become a nobody? You put your stock into shock - like a blowjob video, for example. Not enough? Maybe even go all the way and release a sex tape. That's what we're seeing with Antonio Brown. That's how he's desperately hanging on to his last shred of relevance. Antonio Brown being a mostly normal human being and doing the only thing he's good at, playing in the NFL, feels like a hundred years ago. 

It's lame and it's sad, especially when you realize his brains might actually be scrambled eggs and we're seeing very real underlying issues for a guy that's a father of six. It's impossible to know if his bizarre behavior is stemming from some early signs of CTE, so why even bother trying to diagnose it? It's hard to ignore the more sinister side of head injuries and the unknown repercussions, but that excuse ran out of steam a long time ago for me with regards to Antonio Brown. His reign as one of the bigger assholes on the planet continues.