Jameson Williams Deserves To Get Suspended Again For His McDonald's Order

Listen, I wasn't planning on getting #FiredUp on a Wednesday morning but this monstrosity came across my feed and I can't let it go. How dare he? 

Why would he desecrate the simple, delicious double cheeseburger like this? It's one of the most sacred fast-food items to ever exist, it doesn't need a McFlurry smeared all over it. It's just WRONG. There's no way that ice cream makes a double cheeseburger better than it already is, so why's he doing all this? It's un-American. Some things are just better left uncombined. You've got two items that are objectively good on their own and you do this, I can't wrap my head around his logic.   

This might seem harsh but the league needs to step in. I know he just came back from a suspension for gambling but if Goodell cares about decency, and morals, they'll hand down some swift justice. They need to make this right and slap him with another 3 games to let him think about what he's done.    


 

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