WATCH: Chill Coach Mike McDaniel Got Kicked In The Dick

No flinching, took it right to the bellhead and just kept on going. Never mind the severe stomach pain from having your nuggets karate kicked by a 265 pound tight end, act like it didn't even happen. 

This is a nightmare scenario if you're a head coach. You're not expecting full-contact then all of a sudden you've got a large adult man barreling straight into you out of control and there's zero time to react. It's even worse for Mike McDaniel because he has a strict "sweatpants only" policy and there's not much there to protect your most private of areas. This happened on the first play of the game, so he had to coach through the pain which I respect. Pain is just weakness leaving the body, or so I've heard. 

I love hearing the pro's pro Liev Shcreiber dance around it as he narrates 'Hard Knocks' referring to McDaniel's cock and balls just as "below the equator". Between the quirky interviews, his goofy in-game commentary, his lackadaisical attitude and the comically large Off-Whites I think Mike McDaniel is my favorite NFL head coach in a good while. It's refreshing to see a coach act like a normal person sometimes. Not to mention he's orchestrating the best offense in the league. 

I gotta ask... Why is there so much room behind his left heel? 

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