Tom Brady Is Already Posting Thirst Traps In His Underwear Five Days After Retiring

Did I do it right? @Edelman11 @RobGronkowski @bradybrand 😬😬 https://t.co/9bN6N3WbSN pic.twitter.com/3lSgRXKc0F

— Tom Brady (@TomBrady) February 6, 2023

I think I called this in the last paragraph of a previous blog. Five days into retirement, Tom Brady is essentially an underwear model.

It might seem wacky for Tom Brady to post near-nudes since he's a freshly divorced 45 year-old father of 3, but I approve of this thirst trap. First, he has his own clothing brand, this is a simple sales pitch. Who better to endorse a Tom Brady product than Tom Brady in his underwear? Lots of great athletes have dabbled in underwear modeling, this is nothing new. At least he's covering the hog so he didn't jump all the way into that realm. David Beckham didn't even bother to hide it, he may have given it a quick fluff and blasted his dong in everybody's face (semi-NSFW). He made it a little game by tagging his bros Julian Edelman and Gronk, not known for their shyness - no doubt he's pushing for some dueling selfies from them to sell more panties. 

As an aside, and I may be in the minority here, but Tom, what is you doing? You're Tom Brady and you aren't sleeping naked? You've live in the ocean view penthouse suite and you're sleeping in your underwear? 

Final thought: Tom Brady looks suspiciously refreshed after just waking up. If they weren't across the country from one another, I'd guess that Jeffree Star might've given him a quick cosmetic touch-up before the selfie. My sleuth intel says to cross TB12 off the list given the differing locations.